“二战(🍅)”时期(qī )(🔨)，盟军要实(🥇)施安奇奥登陆计划，迫于对一(yī )门叫安奇奥大炮(🔧)的(de )超级武器的忌惮(dàn )，要(yào )派(pài )两(liǎng )(🐮)个精锐(ruì )特(🎾)工去(qù )摧毁(⏬)这门大炮(🌗)，结(jié )果(guǒ )两个傻逼被(bèi )派(🕔)了去，最后经过(🎡)一连串(👁)搞笑事件，阴差阳(yáng )错的最后完(📞)成(chéng )了任务。　　片段(😻)一：(🖍)德(🚑)国人在(🕕)北非(😱)布(🐖)置了一(💞)个陷阱，准(zhǔn )备了一幅(fú )假的防御工(😞)事地图让这二个士兵带回去。他们却(què )阴差阳错的(🤠)拿走了(🙄)真(㊙)的地(dì )图，最终赢得了(🍄)战役。　　片(🔔)段二：他们化装成管道(🤳)工潜入德军在意(yì )(🧣)大(dà )利的司令(lìng )部(bù )(🗳)，给他(tā )们卫(💹)生间(jiān )(🏉)的管道(dào )修得乱七八糟，把将军淋了(le )个落(👪)汤鸡(jī )。将军去(qù )换(huàn )衣(💹)服，拉(💯)开抽屉发现一套新的(de )(🤔)军(jun1 )服，于是(⏲)洗头洗脸准备(🥤)换上(shàng )新(♌)军服的时候(hòu )闭(🔞)着眼把脸盆里的脏水(shuǐ )(🐖)倒进抽屉里(🔥)了（柜子(⏳)旁边(🚽)有(yǒu )一(yī )个(gè )废水(shuǐ )桶）。那个将(🍺)军是最主要(⏺)的(👩)一个配角，很(✖)有意思。到影片结(⛴)束前1分钟，都没有一句(🔬)台词。最后说了一(🐱)句(jù )“谢谢”。　　片段三：德(dé )军有一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视着联(lián )军(jun1 )(🏆)将(jiāng )要登陆的海滩。这二(èr )个士兵居(jū )然化装成希(xī )特勒和随从(🍗)，去视察大(dà )炮，把大(dà )炮炸(⛱)掉了(le )。　　(🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time